Jokes To Get You Through The Day

Top 10 Jokes To Get You Through The Day

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"How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?" - Steven Wright

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"Entropy isn't what it used to be." - Unknown

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"Bigamy is having one wife too many.  Monogamy is the same." - Oscar Wilde

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"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denegrate those who do.  And for the people who like country music, denegrate means 'put down'." - Bob Newhart

          5.

"I think therefore I am, I think." - George Carlin

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"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." - Mark Twain

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"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother." - Gary Blake

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"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?  We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

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"A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.'  I went over.  Nobody was home." - Rodney Dangerfield

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"There's a reason its called 'Girls Gone Wild' and not 'Women Gone Wild'.  When girls go wild, they show their tits.  When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub." - Louis CK